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Pope snuffs it! Maybe.

News agencies are reporting that the Pope is indeed, toast. The Vatican isn't confirming it though (they won't take my calls any more). I have to say, today would be a bad day to kick off. No one would believe it until tomorrow.

From the "No shit, Sherlock" files

L.A.-Area Tsunami Could Cause Massive Damage - Study Finds

Next up, Forest Forests found to be detrimental to Wooded Areas, and then the heretofor unknown link between swatting grizzly bears on the nose and dying shortly thereafter.