It just gets better and better

Coworker #1 has called out sick.
Coworker #2 is going to be around an hour late.

Edit: And the main colour copier is broken.

And any minute now, the hordes of goddamn church idiots will start infesting the store. I was remarkably free of them last night, but there's no way that shit will last...

Edit 2: Got out (a while ago) without having to run any more church stuff. Amazing, really. Also got a nice tip from a very attractive customer.

Quote(s) of the day:

Super Cool Mega Demon: I have the entire legions of Hell at my command.
Black Mage: Enjoy it while you can, Skippy.