100 days???

Yes, you too can have a horrible driving record, ignore traffic laws even after multiple warnings, tickets and accidents, concoct stories during your trial, kill a man, and only get 100 days in jail.

What's the secret? Be a Congressman

Fuck.

Interesting

According to the local newspaper, one of the islands in Lake Murray is for sale.

• Assessed value: $1.23 million
• Size: 9 acres
• 4,300-square foot house
• 2 docks
• Private road

Must... win... Powerball...

(Yes, I want my own island. It's the first step to declaring myself a monarch.)