This morning

I needed coffee. Strong coffee. Mean coffee. Coffee that would make small children flee in panic. Coffee that would make pigeon-chested accountants rip their shirts off, bound over desks, and commit mayhem on the executive staff of their firm. Coffee that would make hardcore caffiene freaks blink several times and say "whoa, now that's some coffee."

Unfortunately, I didn't get that... goddamn flavoured crapola...