May. 13th, 2003
Oreo Cookies!
Dear fat-ass lawyer,
Maybe if you hadn't been enjoying Oreos for most of your life, you wouldn't have so much to worry about. Sure, Trans-fats can be bad. Whoopty-do. So is eating a bag of Oreos every day. They could be made of pure vitamins and eating that much would be bad for you.
On a positive note, the feds have thrown out the "obesity" suit against McDonalds.
Dear fat-ass lawyer,
Maybe if you hadn't been enjoying Oreos for most of your life, you wouldn't have so much to worry about. Sure, Trans-fats can be bad. Whoopty-do. So is eating a bag of Oreos every day. They could be made of pure vitamins and eating that much would be bad for you.
On a positive note, the feds have thrown out the "obesity" suit against McDonalds.