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After a long absense, the First Apocalyptic Church of the Dumbass has come back to my store.
Edit: And they've brought friends! When I got here tonight, a little over 2 1/2 hours ago, I had a total of 16 jobs, due over the next several days. I have completed four of them, so I still have 16 jobs, because the insane damn church people keep coming the fuck in.
Now, most of the jobs aren't very hard, but it's the principle of the thing. If you claim to be part of an organized religion, then you should try being organized for a change. Oh, and before anyone starts in on me or anything, one of the jobs is stapling booklets. That's it. No printing, just stapling. Because the guy who dropped the job off (in his own words) "did one and got tired". Yeah.
Edit: And they've brought friends! When I got here tonight, a little over 2 1/2 hours ago, I had a total of 16 jobs, due over the next several days. I have completed four of them, so I still have 16 jobs, because the insane damn church people keep coming the fuck in.
Now, most of the jobs aren't very hard, but it's the principle of the thing. If you claim to be part of an organized religion, then you should try being organized for a change. Oh, and before anyone starts in on me or anything, one of the jobs is stapling booklets. That's it. No printing, just stapling. Because the guy who dropped the job off (in his own words) "did one and got tired". Yeah.

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And you had better shape up, otherwise it will be taking care of people like that in the hereafter. Heh...
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Screaming demon person: I need a million copies now! For free!
Me: Fuck off. I'm busy.
Screaming demon person: It's the fire pits for you then!
Me: And that is worse then this, how exactly?
Satan: You know, I don't think we're getting to him. Just how long did he work retail?