There is no God

[kierthos]

Paris Hilton was in a traffic accident and wasn't even hurt. Where the fuck are the spontaneous nonsensical explosions when you need them?

Comments

[thalionar.livejournal.com]

*cry* there was a perfectly good opportunity to rid the world of evil and it didn't happen?!?!?!

[egearman.livejournal.com]

Karl Rove and Dick Cheney were involved in the accident as well?

[thalionar.livejournal.com]

hahahaha! don't we wish... although, that *might* be enough scandal fodder to make them go away.

then again, maybe not ;)

[egearman.livejournal.com]

Wasn't thinking scandel. Was more thinking about the 'evil' part. Don't really consider Paris evil. Petty, stupid and flighty maybe. Cheney on the other had is pure evil.

[have-you-seen.livejournal.com]

Damn I think if you linked Paris with those two it would be enough to make them go away without explosion. What a grand idea. Now one of you on that side of the pond make it happen.

[have-you-seen.livejournal.com]

Altho explosions is always good in my book. More fire the better.

[egearman.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, my godly powers are limited to minor weather control and making cats run.

And drinking rum.