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[kierthos]

Replacement Socialite Cunt Sought For Simple Life Cast

NEW YORK—Due to the falling out between Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton, producers of Fox's The Simple Life are continuing their search for the perfect spoiled, no-talent socialite cunt to step in for Richie. "It shouldn't be too hard to find another vapid, muddied cum-dumpster perpetually drunk on the jizz of trust-fund himbos," producer Jonathan Murray said. "Any million-dollar Bambi with a vast inheritance and no ambition will do, though gutter-sluts with coke-fueled pasts will be given special consideration." Murray added that "it doesn't matter if her pussy rattles when the wind blows—we can fix that in post."

Comments

I'm telling you...

[gurgi.livejournal.com]

It's like they read my mind...

Though like any of us would turn down a proposal from Richie... I'd love to get my hands on her money...

Besides, what she lacks in friction is that one spot, I'm sure she makes up for with enthusiasm when sucking cock...

And if that fails, there's always "the back 9"...

Re: I'm telling you...

[egearman.livejournal.com]

You sir, are one disgusting fellow. I salute you!

Now get your mind out of the gutter, you are blocking my snorkle.

Please...

[gurgi.livejournal.com]

Getting my mind INTO the gutter would be a vast improvement...