I continue to be convinced...

[kierthos]

...that a sign appears over the store shortly after I clock in to work every night.

This sign says "Are you a moron? Come on in. Ask stupid questions."

It apparently works over the phone, too. We've already had one customer call tonight and be upset because we didn't have an NCAA basketball bracket document lying around handy to just print out for anyone who asks.

Comments

[egearman.livejournal.com]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7030318/

There... now you can have them to print out. heh....

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

Fuck that... if someone wants one printed out badly enough, they can find that themselves. The only thing I always look up for customers (and print out for free) are directions on Mapquest.

[mithras.livejournal.com]

Dude, you're looking at it wrong.

Print one out, make a dozen copies, and sell them for 50 cents each.

The fuckers will pay.

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

Most of them want large versions of it, like two feet by three feet, or larger. And since web graphics are 72 dpi....

Plus, I don't want to encourage them to come back in and pester me after every single game to have an updated one printed. I have enough work without having to deal with these morons.