....okay

[kierthos]

Coming soon to a theater near you.... a World of Warcraft movie.

How soon? Who cares. No really.

Although.... let the bullshit casting begin!

I'll start with....

Nicolas Cage as Varian Wrynn, King of Stormwind

Comments

[egearman]

Doesn't have a big enough chin.

[jdack]

The protagonist will be Ryan Gosling as a night Elf and the plot will be he has to kill 7 boars and bring 5 rotted tusks to the Arch Mage.

[egearman]

In order to get some pants.

[jdack]

That look completely different in his pack than when he puts them on.

[forestfairy]

Lmfao!!!!! So true about wow

[dreamshade]

Morgan Freeman as Cairne. "Wellllcommmme, have you come to serrrve the horrrrde?" Also, his contract must state that he must moo like a cow at some point.

Lindsay Lohan as Sylvanas. That one might actually fit. Except that Lohan is a terrible actress.

Vin Diesel as Vol'jin. Just because.

Thrall is supposed to be fairly young in orc terms. Who's young enough, bulky enough, and yet not annoying enough? I'm blank here.

Scarlett Johannsen as Jaina. ...Face it, she's gonna be every female part for the next few years. And you know putting her in some skimpy mage robe with only 40% skin coverage would double the ticket sales.