I do not hesitate to say that this is a horrible idea.

Horrible.

Okay, first, read this. Now, if they're so upset because someone is holding a Jesus cracker (aka a communion wafer) hostage, how do you suppose they would react to a picture of a hairy white man using a couple of communion wafers as pasties? (I.e. hiding his man nipples)

Horrible idea.

Funny as shit, but that may be the allergy medicine talking.

Horrible.

I do not actually endorse anyone trying this idea.