I'm so glad they're here for our security

[kierthos]

So it seems that while on duty, keeping us safe from terrorists by screening our shoes and feeling us up, some TSA agents supplemented their income by accepting bribes from drug dealers to move product through LAX without being noticed or caught.

Of course, this was discovered because one of the drug couriers was too fucking stupid to use the correct (i.e. already bribed) TSA agents. (He went to the wrong terminal, you see...)