In his ongoing effort to seem important

[kierthos]

Pat Robertson claims that God has shown him that the next President is... he's not saying.

God wants him to be a big tease, apparently. God also told him to continue being a giant cockwart.

Comments

[jdack]

Gotta keep those ratings up. His viewers are dying off and their children are atheists.

[kierthos]

Yeah, pretty much. He's got to be hoping for another disaster that he can blame on atheists and Satanic deals.