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You unoriginal pieces of shit
You know, there's a point where cover songs cross the line from homage to mediocre pieces of shit. If I'm not being subjected to the Atari's fucking up "Boys of Summer", it seems that the local radio station can't play the Limp Bizkit version of the Who's "Behind Blue Eyes" or Kid Rock's version of Bad Company's "Feel Like Making Love" often enough to satisfy the hordes of screaming shit-monkeys who request it every 15 goddamn minutes. I mean, this is a new album for Kid Rock, and the first song they're plugging is a remake? Doesn't say a whole lot of good shit about the rest of the album, does it?
What is the point I'm trying to make? It's that cover songs, for the most part, suck. Frankly, as far as I'm concerned, Rollins needs to hop a jet to wherever the fuck in Eastern Who Gives a Fuck the Ataris are playing tonight, and end tonight's show with a brutal and completely deserved beatdown. As for Fred Durst, I'm pretty sure that the original intention of the song was not to mention the band's name in the fucking lyrics. I'll be back for you, shit-eyes. And Kid Rock? Your fifteen minutes of fame called. They've taken all their stuff back and set your place on fire. Oh yeah, they also said "fuck you."
The music industry is screaming, on a daily basis, about not being able to afford another gold-plated Mercedes, and they're down to their last ton of cocaine for Axel Rose (in an effort to keep him from making another album), and you know, the price keeps going up on high-class Asian hookers.... we should feel sorry for the music industry... It must be real fucking hard to find yet another song that they already have the rights to, to remake.... I mean, fuck originality, right? Who needs it?
Oh wait, we do....
What is the point I'm trying to make? It's that cover songs, for the most part, suck. Frankly, as far as I'm concerned, Rollins needs to hop a jet to wherever the fuck in Eastern Who Gives a Fuck the Ataris are playing tonight, and end tonight's show with a brutal and completely deserved beatdown. As for Fred Durst, I'm pretty sure that the original intention of the song was not to mention the band's name in the fucking lyrics. I'll be back for you, shit-eyes. And Kid Rock? Your fifteen minutes of fame called. They've taken all their stuff back and set your place on fire. Oh yeah, they also said "fuck you."
The music industry is screaming, on a daily basis, about not being able to afford another gold-plated Mercedes, and they're down to their last ton of cocaine for Axel Rose (in an effort to keep him from making another album), and you know, the price keeps going up on high-class Asian hookers.... we should feel sorry for the music industry... It must be real fucking hard to find yet another song that they already have the rights to, to remake.... I mean, fuck originality, right? Who needs it?
Oh wait, we do....