OH NOES!

[kierthos]

Hot dogs are a choking hazard!

Quick! Everyone panic!

Or, you know, teach your children to chew their food.

Comments

[jdack.livejournal.com]

Typical 00's parent: "NO that's too hard! I'm trying to watch Jersey Shore and I'm super emotionally distraught over last night's American Idol results! I NEED MORE XANAX!"

[egearman.livejournal.com]

Let's be honest here. Anything small enough for a child to stuff in their mouth is a potential choking hazard.

That's why parents are told by doctors, friends, family, etc., to cut up the kids food, not give them hard candy or whole fruit early on.

Cheerios are fine, since they have the hole in the middle.

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but see, there's two real solutions to this.

1) Parents act like parents, and cut up little kids food, make sure they're not choking, teach them proper eating methods.

OR

2) HOLY FUCK! LET'S CHANGE THE SHAPE OF HOTDOGS!

guess which one is getting the press attention?