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As requested from an IRC chat room
(Note: Nothing to do with the place I live.)
Welcome to "This Damn House" (aka "Why did we move into this shithole")
On today's show, we're going to try and replace the plumbing, which hasn't fucking worked since we moved in... and yes, that means we've been shitting outside. Kim is thinking about making that patch a garden, cause all the grass died, and as soon as we can get past the smell of Kenny's toxic-taco dump, we might just do that.
Also, we are going to be cleaning out the basement, which will require the use of a gas mask, several trash bags, and a shovel or two, as the fucking landlord didn't tell us the basement was the secret small animal graveyard for a five block radius. I really hope those are all just squirrels...
None of the lightswitches work what they are supposed to... you turn on the bathroom lights, and fuck, that activates the damn garbage disposal. We tried to fix that once... and by we I mean Mark, and he's getting out of the hospital tomorrow, with only minor burns. So like any of us are going to mess with that now...
And the roof has mostly stopped leaking, but I think that's because the insulation fire melted a patch. No one wants to go up and check because we have one ladder and it's only got three rungs.
Well, time to get to work... and remember to carry medical insurance when repairing "This Damn House"
Welcome to "This Damn House" (aka "Why did we move into this shithole")
On today's show, we're going to try and replace the plumbing, which hasn't fucking worked since we moved in... and yes, that means we've been shitting outside. Kim is thinking about making that patch a garden, cause all the grass died, and as soon as we can get past the smell of Kenny's toxic-taco dump, we might just do that.
Also, we are going to be cleaning out the basement, which will require the use of a gas mask, several trash bags, and a shovel or two, as the fucking landlord didn't tell us the basement was the secret small animal graveyard for a five block radius. I really hope those are all just squirrels...
None of the lightswitches work what they are supposed to... you turn on the bathroom lights, and fuck, that activates the damn garbage disposal. We tried to fix that once... and by we I mean Mark, and he's getting out of the hospital tomorrow, with only minor burns. So like any of us are going to mess with that now...
And the roof has mostly stopped leaking, but I think that's because the insulation fire melted a patch. No one wants to go up and check because we have one ladder and it's only got three rungs.
Well, time to get to work... and remember to carry medical insurance when repairing "This Damn House"