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'tisn't the reason for the season
Because of these morons.
Twas the weeks before Christmas,
And all across the 'net,
There were assholes online
Their opinions preset*.
Stores saying Happy Holidays
Instead of Merry Christmas
Got their panties in a knot
And their nagging ceaseless.
It seems they'd forgotten
what the holiday should be about,
Instead they're ranting and raving.
What they need is a timeout.
It should be about Christmas,
They say and they say,
Not realizing that Christmas,
Started as a pagan holiday.
Forgetting about Hanukkah,
And about Kwanzaa as well,
And anything else they hate,
Well... isn't that swell.
They think the entire month
Should be focused on one day.
Frankly, I wish they just
Would all go away.
They should do their shopping online,
So then they won't be upset.
Then they won't get in my way,
So I'd do something I'd regret.
Moral of the story?
If you're going to be irritated by employees who say "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas", then don't fucking go shopping.
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*Author's note. Why no, this isn't hypocritical. You see, I don't go around insisting and bitching and moaning when people don't agree with my preconceived opinions. Which is what these fuckwits are doing.
Twas the weeks before Christmas,
And all across the 'net,
There were assholes online
Their opinions preset*.
Stores saying Happy Holidays
Instead of Merry Christmas
Got their panties in a knot
And their nagging ceaseless.
It seems they'd forgotten
what the holiday should be about,
Instead they're ranting and raving.
What they need is a timeout.
It should be about Christmas,
They say and they say,
Not realizing that Christmas,
Started as a pagan holiday.
Forgetting about Hanukkah,
And about Kwanzaa as well,
And anything else they hate,
Well... isn't that swell.
They think the entire month
Should be focused on one day.
Frankly, I wish they just
Would all go away.
They should do their shopping online,
So then they won't be upset.
Then they won't get in my way,
So I'd do something I'd regret.
Moral of the story?
If you're going to be irritated by employees who say "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas", then don't fucking go shopping.
-----
*Author's note. Why no, this isn't hypocritical. You see, I don't go around insisting and bitching and moaning when people don't agree with my preconceived opinions. Which is what these fuckwits are doing.