Potent combination of the appetite loss from abuse of hillbilly heroin, and all the calories burned off by your unending rage and hatred for all things non-white and a never-ending desire for attention.
He should package the method into a book and home video series.
How big do you think the memorial ceremonies would be for Rush in comparison to the Michael Jackson funerary rites? (Hrm... there's a thought. Using the Michael Jackson death ceremonies as a scientific measure.)
Man, I don't think I'd wish pancreatic cancer on anyone.
Of course, this is when the darker side of me chimes in with "Yes, but how about dead from a massive heart attack, unfortunately trapping the Thai rent-boy underneath his (somewhat less blubbery) body."?
I did say it was the darker side of me. But hey, the Thai rent-boy lives! He's just, you know, stuck until someone shows up with the Jaws of Life. That's got to count for something.
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He should package the method into a book and home video series.
Or better yet, overdose and fucking die.
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You're a kinder soul than I. I'm kinda hoping for pancreatic cancer.
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Of course, this is when the darker side of me chimes in with "Yes, but how about dead from a massive heart attack, unfortunately trapping the Thai rent-boy underneath his (somewhat less blubbery) body."?
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Yours is worse than mine, dude.
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