This is a horrible, horrible, horrible idea.

[kierthos]

I do not hesitate to say that this is a horrible idea.

Horrible.

Okay, first, read this. Now, if they're so upset because someone is holding a Jesus cracker (aka a communion wafer) hostage, how do you suppose they would react to a picture of a hairy white man using a couple of communion wafers as pasties? (I.e. hiding his man nipples)

Horrible idea.

Funny as shit, but that may be the allergy medicine talking.

Horrible.

I do not actually endorse anyone trying this idea.

Comments

[cuddlycthulhu.livejournal.com]

I do not actually endorse anyone trying this idea.

Liar. 8p

[egearman.livejournal.com]

No, he's probably telling the truth here... because if he endorsed it, then someone would send him a picture.

[cuddlycthulhu.livejournal.com]

*thinks of some of the more hirsute men in his social group* Oh...oh god...

[egearman.livejournal.com]

My work here is done.

For today.

*evil laugh*

[jdack.livejournal.com]

Sorry dude. It's too late. As soon as you publish an idea to the internets, it's life cycle begins.

There is nothing we can do to stop this man-pastie menace you've created.

Hide. Hide quickly.

[gilmoure.livejournal.com]

I do not actually endorse anyone trying this idea.

Dude, there's probably already a web site or newsgroup for this. 'Course, this does give me a good idea for a web comic now...

[egearman.livejournal.com]

Law of Quantum Fetish Mechanics at play.

[kostika.livejournal.com]

I'm not a man but I wonder where I can get communion wafers at 1am in the middle of the English countryside. Or would Necco Waders work ya think?

[have-you-seen.livejournal.com]

I have all sizes of that plushie, one is at my computer, not sure where the middle one is (or if we didn't get a new one after giving one of those as a b/day gift) and the giant is next to me on a sofa :D. Kicks ass to live with comic/rpg shop worker.

[have-you-seen.livejournal.com]

Besides... those wafles/crackers are something you can so easily choke on, and the really horrible "wine" doesn't help. Yeah I had somesort of a babtism long ago and it did then appear that chocking on the "christ's body" and almost throwing up "his blood" was normal.

I don't belong to a religion, church or denomination as I', adult, I'm comfortably Agnostic, near militant.