so....

[kierthos]

I have been informed, by my mother, that she wants grandchildren.

I neglected to ask what she wants them for......

Comments

[manywaters.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing it's not to put up for winter provisions...

[spooktress.livejournal.com]

It's probably true; people lack vision.

Maybe she could do one of those layaway plans. What's the going rate now, $0.32/day per starving foreign kid?

[manywaters.livejournal.com]

Rent-a-kid!

[spooktress.livejournal.com]

I hope they come with the cheap per diem insurance, like rental cars. That way you can totally demolish them and only be out a couple of bucks.

[manywaters.livejournal.com]

Totally.

There's always the rental messiahs to recoup our losses on, though.

[spooktress.livejournal.com]

True. Though I'd still expect the occasional Rent-a-Jeebus to come back a bit damaged.

We should get a policy that covers stigmata. And stab wounds.

[manywaters.livejournal.com]

Also strike insurance.

[spooktress.livejournal.com]

You are full of the smart.
And that icon makes me hungry.

[manywaters.livejournal.com]

All part of the service!

Mmmm, papaddums.

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

That's always a slight possibility with my mother. Although they could always eat the great big damn dog they have first.

[the-corruption.livejournal.com]

Damn,

is she in for a long dissapointment.

And you'd think, since she had three of you all at once.

Talk about unlucky.

Poor woman.

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

Don't suppose I could rent one of your kids for a weekend just to shut my mom up?

[the-corruption.livejournal.com]

Sure!!!!

You can borrow FATBOY!

Free of charge. (Well, it'll COST you, but it won't be for me charging...)

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

Fatboy? Is this your little boy's nickname, or is there some familial tie to someone else I don't know about?