wha?

From the "You just cannot make this shit up department":

Phil Robertson (the Duck Dynasty guy), back in 2009, at a Christian retreat, said that what guys should look for in a wife is someone who can cook, someone who carries a Bible, and oh yeah, she should be about 15 or 16. (Presumably, the guys looking to get hitched should be around the same age, although that's not entirely clear. He does seem to indicate that waiting until you're 20 to get married might be a touch late.)

Surprising no one

Utah is pleading with the Supreme Court "Please stop gay marriage in our state! It is a terrible calamity that consenting adults who are gay have the same rights as consenting adults that are straight.

Over 900 gay couples have gotten married since the judicial decision that allowed it, and Utah is very afraid that God (or the Mormon version thereof) will soon swallow the state into a pit of darkness, or send giant spiders to attack it, if something isn't done to stop this outbreak of equality.