You know

At some point, I'm going to say "fuck it", go upstairs, and ask the people in the apartment above me just what the fuck they are doing EVERY. GODDAMNED. NIGHT. that requires them to move furniture.

Huh...

So a temporary nuclear deal with Iran has been reached. Naturally, some people are upset about it.

Honestly, Lindsey... have a fucking mint julep already and deal with your case of the vapors.

Is it a perfect deal? Fuck no. But it's better than sticking our head in the sand and pretending it will all get better just by either ignoring it or saber rattling.

ahahahahaha

I know it's only a few minutes into the first quarter, but Tom Brady is already having a shitty game, and that makes me smile.

Update: Ahahahaha... the Patriots have fumbled on their first three possessions.

Update 2: Damnit, Denver, you had one job...