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With one of the two elevator cars down for maintenance, some jackhole has been pressing all the buttons.

If I catch this guy (and it's not a child) Imma rip his nipples off.

what.

Rand Paul: If dueling were legal in Kentucky, I would challenge these charges of plagiarism..."

Look, fudge nuts, if dueling were legal in Kentucky, your ass would have already been killed because there's got to be somebody in Kentucky you've pissed off. Hell, one bell-strike to the face, and you'd be crying for your momma....