Why?

Why can't Dick Cheney have that final heart attack already?

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Yeah, not exactly a nice thing to say, but who has two thumbs and doesn't give a fuck?

Okay, so Cheney is not only saying that war with Iran might be inevitable, he's bitching about the immediate aftermath of the killing of Osama bin Laden. Cheney's saying that he wouldn't have broadcast the information that bin Laden was dead, instead trying to catch as many of bin Laden's terrorist colleagues as possible.

You know, Dick, that is a good idea. Too bad you never actually implemented that plan in the seven years you had a chance to. Oh wait...