okay

Another Riddick movie is coming out in September.

Yeah.

I'm hoping it's better plot-wise than the last one.

what.

A judge has ordered that a baby's name be changed to Martin from ...Messiah.

Okay... one, who the hell names their kid Messiah? Two, even if the parents can't agree on what to name their kid, how and why should a judge get involved? And three, why the fuck does the judge get to pick the name?