From Fox News (no, no, wait for it)

Even Texas' Lt. Governor acknowledges that the state's abortion bill failed because the vote happened too late.

really?

'In Texas, we value all life,' Governor Perry of Texas said on the eve of the state's 500th execution.

Heh

It's not showing it any more, but for a while there, huffingtonpost.com's main page headline article about SCOTUS' DOMA and Prop 8 decisions was:

DOUBLE RAINBOW: WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

(Now it just says DOUBLE RAINBOW)