really?

Glenn Beck has paralyzed vocal cords. Please let this last for, I don't know, four or five years?

And the ass-clown of the day award goes to...

Darrll Issa for his "We need to get to the bottom of this IRS thing, but let's not release all the records now, because that might just clear things up for the viewing public... AND WE CAN'T HAVE THAT."

Whereas

Allen West is clearly going for Grand High Asshole of the Year.