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Glenn Beck says that there is a conspiracy to label him a conspiracy theorist.

But since he's telling us about this conspiracy against him to label him a conspiracy theorist, doesn't that make him a conspiracy theorist?

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A Kansas legislator thinks all these attacks on the Judeo-Christian tradition in the military are just too much, and won't someone please think of the rifle scope vendor who's not allowed to sell scopes to the military because Bible verses are printed on them?

Seriously.

Seriously.

Bible verses, printed on rifle scopes.

I'm not kidding.

If you click that wikipedia link, you'll see that, and I cannot possibly make this up, all of the verses referred to "the light".

I mean, okay, if they were laser sights, that would be funny as hell.

Yeah, that's going to end well

So that same nimrod who was calling for a peaceful armed march on D.C. is now calling for a "new American revolution" in state capitols on July 4th.

Yes, yes, nimrod. And I'm sure that suggesting that the time for solving problems through democratic means won't (a) attract any other nutters at all and (b) also won't attract the attention of various government agencies at all.

But if I'm wrong, I hope you enjoy the feds crawling up your ass.