You know

I really hope they're able to capture the second suspect alive. Because I have the feeling that if he gets killed during the process of capturing him, there's going to be endless amounts of conspiracy theory bullshit over why they did this.

Who am I kidding, there's already endless amounts of conspiracy theory bullshit over why they did this.

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No, seriously... seriously... who in the name of fuck greenlit "Deep South Paranormal"??

Because they truly deserve a slap upside the head.