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Is there any way to force livestock to spawn in Minecraft? (Not breed. Spawn. I need cows where there are none.)

That's dedication

It's just a few degrees above freezing, and I've seen people out jogging this evening.

That's dedication. Or just plain crazy.

.... Because fuck you, that's why.

One of the iterations of the History Channel is showing "Ancient Aliens" right now.

And they're covering Bigfoot.

This is the point where I wish I believed in God so I could scream to the Heavens "WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME?!?!?!"

(Side note: My room-mate swears that this was an episode of "The Six-Million Dollar Man".)