Ah yes

To protect the Second Amendment, we will shit all over the First Amendment.

Merry fucking Christmas, eh?

You know...

when someone says to me "Christ is born!", and my first reaction is "But I wasn't even in this part of the country nine months ago...."

What? I never claimed to be a nice person.

And so

I have made it through another Christmas season without watching "A Christmas Story".

Thankfully.