OH GOD

IT IS SURELY THE END TIMES!

So...

me and the roomie see an advertisement for the remake of "Red Dawn" and both of us immediately start commenting on (1) how we're not going to see it and (2) it's a good thing the Chinese (replacing the Russians in the original) didn't invade the Deep South, as that would not have ended well for them.

{translated from Chinese} "Feng... Wei... do you... hear banjos?"