This just in

Donald Trump is completely losing his goddamned mind over Obama winning a second term.

His 'tweet' (which I shall paraphrase) about this not being a democracy (I would assume, he meant it like "no longer a democracy), because Obama only got the popular vote and the electoral college win and THAT'S HORRIBLE is especially crazy.

Fuck him. I hope Trump dies from apoplexy any time now.

You know, by 2016....

Some of the current crop of Republican politicians/assholes will be up there in years....

John McCain will be 80, Newt Gingrich will be 73, Mitt Romney will be 69...

Donald Trump will be 70. His hairpiece will be 21.

We might not have to deal with these assholes being part of the process next go-around.

huh....

Puerto Rico might become the 51st state.