*sigh*

I've got zipper-related Alzheimer's.

This time I went the better part of 10 blocks with my fly down.

But it's not racist...

Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal is appealing a ruling that would allow a black state supreme court justice to become the state's next chief justice.

Because six years of her service "shouldn't count" because she was appointed rather than elected.

... yeah.

You see, she was appointed to the previously all-white panel of judges in a federal settlement over racial discrimination (which also expanded the panel from six to seven). But that's not racism either.