And...

finals week is over (for the university across the street), although it strikes me as a bit odd that they would close the dorms the day before the commencement ceremonies. Of course, the unofficial motto of the University of South Carolina is "We don't care, and it shows."

So the rest of the week should (ha ha) be fairly normal, business-wise, with only Cinco de Mayo stuff to really deal with. Cinco de Mayo, as you know, is Spanish for "White people are gonna get drunk on cheap-ass tequila and vomit in the gutters."