Ah, casual douchebag attire
Mar. 31st, 2012 08:18 amKhaki shorts, dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up, and a bow tie.
I just saw two guys dressed like this, at two separate locations, each buying beer before 9 a.m. (One of them also had a very douchebag fauxhawk.)
Why yes, there are horse races today.
Here's the thing... I am philosophically opposed to horse races. And no, this is not because I used to clean up after the Triple Crown Trials when I was in Boy Scouts. (We cleaned up the garbage. We were not on pooper scooper duty.) It's because, really, who doesn't support putting a small man on an animal's back and whipping it so it races around an oval track, all for the amusement of drunken assholes and gamblers? Me, that's who.
Fuck it... if I don't go back outside, I won't have to see this shit.
I just saw two guys dressed like this, at two separate locations, each buying beer before 9 a.m. (One of them also had a very douchebag fauxhawk.)
Why yes, there are horse races today.
Here's the thing... I am philosophically opposed to horse races. And no, this is not because I used to clean up after the Triple Crown Trials when I was in Boy Scouts. (We cleaned up the garbage. We were not on pooper scooper duty.) It's because, really, who doesn't support putting a small man on an animal's back and whipping it so it races around an oval track, all for the amusement of drunken assholes and gamblers? Me, that's who.
Fuck it... if I don't go back outside, I won't have to see this shit.