I may need to make fake movie posters for this

Passion of the Christ II: Bloodsport
Passion of the Christ III: Rise of the Machines

I'm thinking Danny Trejo in the lead role.

(Look, if you weren't aware that something was wrong with me by now...)

Not the best timing.

"Holding? I wasn't fucking holding!" - broadcast live during the Bengals/Rams game. Because the ref's mike was still live.