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It's not a good week for Rick Perry. His debate performance last night was... well, about the same as it's been so far. And then he placed the Revolutionary War in the 16th century.

Look, Rick, it's nothing personal, but we've already had one dumb Texan governor become President, and we really don't want another.

Having solved every other problem in the United States

Vermont Senator Patrick Leahy wants to make it a federal crime to falsely claim something has maple syrup in it.

....I got nothing.