Dear Pandora.com

I really like using your site to listen to music. One thing, though. In your list of "similar artists", when early 80s Van Halen is playing, Judas Priest is not a similar artist.

With apologies to Longfellow

I shot a satellite into the air, it fell to earth, I know not where...

As I have not been struck by orbital debris, I can safely cross that method of my demise off of the list. For now....

Coming to a Russia near you in 2012!

Putin 2: Electric Boogaloo