Huh. Who knew?

NASA is launching an unmanned mission to the moon today. Well, they're going to try to launch. It's already been delayed twice.

Also...

The sky is falling! Well, a satellite is falling. Soon. Soonish.

I like how they say "Oh yeah, it's going to fall somewhere between northern Canada and southern South America." That's narrowing it down. (I know, I know, the article says that they can't narrow it down much more then that right now, but still....)

You'd think the "Sunshine State" would be the last place

where a "vampire" would bite someone.

You know...

this is taking recycling a bit too far.

This modern America

I don't know if I want to live in an America where a brothel can't masquerade as a church.

I mean, fair's fair. At least with this church, you know you're getting fucked.