You know what?

I'm betting that even now, after Al Qaida has confirmed bin Laden's death there will still be some dumb motherfuckers who don't believe it.

Okay, that's good to know.

Bertolli brand alfredo sauce is not to my taste.

At least the chicken cooked up okay.

That's awesome!

FOX terminates Gingrich and Santorum.

*reads article*

Oh. They fired them. Well. That's a letdown.