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Mar. 26th, 2011
What a load of horseshit
Mar. 26th, 2011 01:58 pmSheriff Joe Arpaio and Steven Seagal go after suspected cockfighter (that just sounds wrong), with a tank.
So picture, if you will, crazy-ass Sheriff Joe and Steven Seagal, apparently filming stuff for his "Lawman" TV show, just tooling down the street in A TANK, to arrest a guy who apparently wasn't armed at all, for cockfighting.
Not running drugs, or arms, or being a violent sociopathic butcher of orphans and nuns.... but for, admitting, the rather cruel sport of cockfighting.
So they need the tank. They have to have it. It apparently gives them the necessary bravado to go after this dangerous criminal.
So they arrest this man, this wanton scofflaw, for being involved in a sport that abuses chickens in horrific death-matches with other chickens.
What do they do to the poor innocent birds that this fiendish mastermind had there, when they rammed through the wall with a tank? Why of course, they rescued them, and those chickens are getting the tender loving care and psychological counseling that they need.
HA HA, no. They euthanized them.
TO SAVE THE CHICKENS, THEY HAD TO KILL THE CHICKENS.
So picture, if you will, crazy-ass Sheriff Joe and Steven Seagal, apparently filming stuff for his "Lawman" TV show, just tooling down the street in A TANK, to arrest a guy who apparently wasn't armed at all, for cockfighting.
Not running drugs, or arms, or being a violent sociopathic butcher of orphans and nuns.... but for, admitting, the rather cruel sport of cockfighting.
So they need the tank. They have to have it. It apparently gives them the necessary bravado to go after this dangerous criminal.
So they arrest this man, this wanton scofflaw, for being involved in a sport that abuses chickens in horrific death-matches with other chickens.
What do they do to the poor innocent birds that this fiendish mastermind had there, when they rammed through the wall with a tank? Why of course, they rescued them, and those chickens are getting the tender loving care and psychological counseling that they need.
HA HA, no. They euthanized them.
TO SAVE THE CHICKENS, THEY HAD TO KILL THE CHICKENS.