I have stalked the wild toilet seat and bearded it in it's lair!

Seriously though, whatever dumbfuck in the past thought "Hey, the screws that hold toilet seats to the toilets should be made of cheap plastic and require a flat blade screwdriver to manipulate." needs to be drug out into the street and shot.

Took fifteen minutes to remove the two screws on the broken toilet seat, most of that on one of the two screws. In the end we had to snip the end off of the damn thing.

The new toilet seat? Philips-head screws. On in two minutes.

And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to not enjoy this touch of the flu.

What the fuck?

If I try and launch Firefox (3.6.13), it crashes my computer. This isn't even the latest fucking version.

If I try and launch Google's Chrome browser, it kills the program immediately.

I'm using IE 8 right now.

(And oh, goody, something keeps turning off McAfee Security Center.)