I sense a great disturbance in the Force

Lucas is planning to re-release all six movies in 3D.

Episode I (in 3D) is supposed to be out in 2012, to once again give the viewing public the chance to see the movies in theaters Lucas a chance to hoover more money out of people's pockets.

Seriously, how many fucking times are these movies going to be re-released?

I want

a politician to say the following at a Tea Party event.

"You're right! The government shouldn't have regulations for a lot of these things! But we can't leave these decisions up to the people BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL GODDAMNED MORONS!"

The deafening silence that followed would, of course, be broken by the crowd ripping him to shreds, assuming they could chase him down with their Rascal scooters.