American Airlines to add new fucked up charge to it's already long list of fucked up charges.
"No, you see, you're literally as close to first class as you can be without being in first class, so we should charge you more for being tantalizingly close to a section of the plane where people aren't treated like cattle."
"No, you see, you're literally as close to first class as you can be without being in first class, so we should charge you more for being tantalizingly close to a section of the plane where people aren't treated like cattle."