Nov. 25th, 2009
I believe...
Nov. 25th, 2009 02:05 pm...that if you have nothing nice to say, go ahead and say it. People will find out your opinions soon enough, and it's better they hear it from you, rather then as gossip.
...that you should never, ever piss off a librarian. Your ruined body will be found shelved under the appropriate Dewey Decimal location for "dumbass".
...that all religions are not equal. Some are even more silly then others.
...that anyone who claims to have been a high priest or priestess in Atlantis in a previous life should be locked away in a mental hospital. Those fuckers are crazy. Everyone knows Atlantis was a secular society.
...that parents should fuck with their kids, just a little bit. Gift wrap clothes inside the box of an XBOX. Then, once they have that look of disgust on their face, hand them the XBOX. Then laugh.
...that if you piss off a cat, be prepared to find kitty presents in your shoes.
...that you should never, ever piss off a librarian. Your ruined body will be found shelved under the appropriate Dewey Decimal location for "dumbass".
...that all religions are not equal. Some are even more silly then others.
...that anyone who claims to have been a high priest or priestess in Atlantis in a previous life should be locked away in a mental hospital. Those fuckers are crazy. Everyone knows Atlantis was a secular society.
...that parents should fuck with their kids, just a little bit. Gift wrap clothes inside the box of an XBOX. Then, once they have that look of disgust on their face, hand them the XBOX. Then laugh.
...that if you piss off a cat, be prepared to find kitty presents in your shoes.