heh...

So, there's an Indian family living in the same building as me, and they have a child that is oh... two-ish? Still young enough to ride in a stroller, but I've also seen him walking around with his parents.

Anyway, child and father are in the elevator with me, and the child keeps turning around and looking at me.

The father leans over to his child and says "He's not Jesus."

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Yesterday, before the D&D game I'm in started, we're shooting the shit, and for some reason, I can't quite recall why, I start doing my Macho Man Randy Savage impression. It's mostly "Snap into a Slim Jim" lines, quotes from the episode of Dexter's Laboratory where Savage did the voice-work for Rass-Lor, and so on. One my friends says that I look like Savage. But before the steroids bulked him up.

Later in the game, I threatened to speak in the Macho Man Randy Savage voice for the duration of the combat. I was immediately given the finger by one other player and the DM.

Well, I thought it was funny.

"Oh yeah! I'm casting Lightning Strike at the Ogre! Yeah! And it does 22 damage! Snap into that!"