I just realized....

I don't work this weekend.

Okay, I've been off weekends for a few months now, so this shouldn't come as a shock, but...

I do not work the Saturday night/Sunday morning before Christmas.

I should not have to deal with the church-related printing hell that usually accompanies this weekend.

.....

Of course, as I live three blocks from the store, I'll still probably pop down there both nights.