Nobody expects the Knights Templar Inquisition!

Knights Templar to Vatican: Give us back our assets.

Our primary weapon is lawsuits! Lawsuits and publicity. Publicity and lawsuits. Our two weapons are lawsuits, publicity, and a hatred of the Vatican. Our three weapons...

Well... that's interesting... and by interesting, I mean bat-shit crazy

Fire hates Fred Phelps.

For those who don't know, Fred Phelps and his little hate-mongering group (the Westboro Baptist Church) that masquerade themselves as a religion group routinely picket the funerals of soldiers, hold anti-gay protests, and any number of other unpleasant activities.

They had a fire take place in their compound over the weekend. Yes, compound. It's walled, they own all the property inside, and I wouldn't be surprised if they have stockpiled food and water.

But I digress. They had a fire. This fire was "obviously" set by gays and gay-sympathizers, according to Phelps, who then went on to rant against judges, law enforcement, the military, and the media.

And he calls people mean spirited.

Wow. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.