This just in

Hillary Clinton starts to realize that she cannot win,

"Yeah, Obama is horribly inexperienced. He's not ready to be President at all. But he'd make a good Vice-President, so everyone should vote for me, because then you get the black guy as well."

Sheesh, how desperate is she going to get?

Edit: *snort* And Bill Clinton is campaigning in Mississippi. This cannot end badly, just like it did in South Carolina. Nope, Nuh uh. Not a chance.

Further edit: OH SNAP!